Welcome to the New Faber College! Where every student trains as a social justice warrior on a righteous journey of self-actualization so as to build a future free of racism, sexism, homophobia, xenophobia and unhealthy personal choices - all the while living the College motto: Nemo est liber quam ego sum – No one is free until I am!’ Only you can judge if this is a satire. Or not.
In this advance copy of the Handbook for the 2022-23 Protest Year, Dean Vernon Wormer (Ph.D., Ethnocentric Pottery, The New School) outlines his charge to incoming Faberians:
“You will discover that a small part of this Handbook focuses on our four academic disciplines - Sea-Level Rise, Urban Chaos, In/Justice, and Narratives. A very large part focuses on You – yes, movie-themed student residences, non-stop leisure activities, the Cannabis Pavilion, Jacuzzi and Wave Pool Center; lectures from the greatest minds of Antifa, attendance optional classes and Pass/Low Pass grading.”